The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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