i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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