if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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