therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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