A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Terrible idea I love it
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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