You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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