Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
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