So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Come share oat with me in your robe
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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