No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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