im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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