We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I need moral support for this bender
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
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