: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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