Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I arrived home at 7am wearing nothing but my underwear and a fedora. I ate half a dozen deviled eggs. Put Katy Perry on repeat. And cried myself to sleep. We cannot go out on Thursday anymore
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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