My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
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