he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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