North Korea, Best Korea!
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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