So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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