We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
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