If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
Well when I woke up this morning I didn’t think I’d be masturbating to my own LinkedIn profile today but here we are
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