jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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