She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
