tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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