6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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