So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I just opened the bag you gave me and those panties aren't mine...
oh
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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