We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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