Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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