party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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