How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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