found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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