I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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