i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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