Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
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