all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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