bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
all my friends are getting married and here i am in a committed relationship with rum
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