Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
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