i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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