He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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