So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
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oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
Randomize
