Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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