i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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