Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I need a hoe opinion
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