haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Randomize
