I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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