Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
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