So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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