Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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