Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Girls should come with a carfax report
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
Come back. Shots need mouths.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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