I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
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