I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
How naked do you want me to be?
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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