Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
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Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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