But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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