I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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