they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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