If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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