so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
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