When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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