He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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