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say what?
wanna hang out?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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