shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
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