wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
